Holy mother of pearl!

What have I been up to? I know your asking yourself that. Where oh where has Lady Sarcasm gone? Well she's been replaced momentarily by Lady Bitch. Let me give ya a rundown of who she is...

You see Lady Bitch almost divorced her husband two weeks ago, (don't ask) and ever since then she can't stop smoking up a storm, and is feeling quite discombobulated. She has a mean muggin look that could make full grown men slam themselves to the floor to the fetal position and hollerin' for mommy.

She spends most of her days floating on through and sharpening her invisible spikes that are like a porcupines back. Things are just not pretty.

Hence why she has held me hostage away from the internets, and doesn't allow anything funny in.

I'd really like to get out and laugh a little, but Lady Bitch simply won't allow that at all. She's a hard one to shake off I tell ya.

Anyhoo that's why I haven't been bloggin and I apologize for not being able to comment on ya'lls blog. I still have mad love for you all and those folks at Humor Bloggers.com. I will try n update more often as I battle off this Lady Bitch and slap her ass with sarcasm.